Monday, August 18, 2008

It's all Bad.

The world is controlled by theives. People are really, really messed up. The sun is colder than it should be. The oil is running out. Economic collapse and chaos are inevidible. The democrats are going to win the election. Iran is probably going to bomb us anyway. Then God is going to drop a "mountain of fire" in our ocean. THEN the angels say, "Woe to the earth for what is ABOUT to happen..."

My only comfort is that I have enough fat on my body to ward off starvation for months.

(There. If that doesn't get at least Gib to comment, I don't know what will.)

2 comments:

Gib said...

you misspelled "inevitable".

Stewart Goudie said...

And "thieves"!